I have never had a handlebar mustache. I've never had any mustache for that matter. I have hairs above my lip though. If I let them grow long, and shaved all the other hairs on my face, I'd have a mustache. But it's quite possibly something I'll never do as long as I live. That suddenly seems sad to me.

Mustache handlebars.
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no one should die never having worn a mustache.
ReplyDeleteno one.
grow one.