Gordon Freeman

Gordon Freeman is a fictional character from a video game called Half-Life. Gordon is the hero of the game. He is a theoretical physicist who kills aliens. He's from Seattle.

Just a couple weeks ago, users of a popular video game website voted Gordon Freeman as "All Time Greatest Video Game Hero." He beat out such renowned heroes as Frogger, Mario, and Bo Jackson from Tecmo Bowl.

I have never heard of Gordon Freeman. But I have heard of Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman would be a good video game hero. He would be a good Pacman.

I have to cut my fingernails.


Don't brood, Gordon Freeman.
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